Total Medals Earned: 1,159 (From 229 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,745 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (460/460 points)
Survive an entire level with a dead tree
Collect tree extra lives during a single game
Kill each type of kid at least 5 times
Survive to level 25
Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity
Survive 15 levels without dying once
Max out the gift drop rate of your tree
Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity
Max out your tree defenses
Max out all four upgrade categories
Medals Earned: 8/8 (90/90 points)
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The genie of the booze bottle.
I stole these icons from him :(
There is a hidden power...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/185 points)
Beat the story mode
Kill 25 enemies with one special attack
Get platinum prizes in all Time Trial missions
Chain 666 attacks in a combo
Medals Earned: 6/26 (85/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
150 Kills in a match
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 4/14 (45/375 points)
Politely decline
Find the secret spot
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff
Politely accept
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 15/20 (225/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Total over 1 million feet
Get caught by a UFO
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 8/10 (75/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/50 points)
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
You got killed by the Weebl
